Friday, September 28, 2007

To be a better man...

As time goes by and we grow older, I think it is important for us all too consciously take inventory of our lives. To look in the mirror and objectively examine our character. To unwind the fabric of the psyche to see if our thought processes are based on selfish motivations and obfuscated reality, or on the firmer foundation of faith, justice, patience and goodwill. It is a time to right wrongs and heal wounds. A time for activity and purpose. A time for resolution. Therefore, I resolve to be a better man. A man of introspection and consideration. A man for humanity. A man whose autopilot is set on a steady course to enlightenment. Yes, I will change! Man does have the ability to change! I will be progressive and free-thinking--in tune with the universe. I will listen intently to my brothers and sisters---especially the sisters, for I have not been fair to them. I promise, from this day forward, I will resist the temptation to constantly correct you. I will not spend my time finding fault with your logic. I will hear you! I promise to listen and not just stand in front of you, mouth open and drooling, staring at your tits.

1 comment:

Sunny said...

I'd be offended if you didn't stop drooling and staring at my tits. In fact, I think I've come to expect it. After all, I don't plan on having these big knockers forever. You'd better enjoy them while you can.