Dear Teenagers,
First of all, f@ck you. This is harsh, but it is well deserved.
Why is it deserved? When you are asked to unload the load the dish washer, a 20 minutes chore if you are in a full body cast, it takes you an hour (or more). Then the task is done half-a$$ed and the kitchen counters are not wiped down and the garbage is not even in the trash receptacles. Plus all of the chores you do (and I mean all of them) you approach with the same degree of apathy and ill temper. What the hell is wrong with you?
I can do this chore in less than 20 minutes, in the morning, before any coffee, but you can’t accomplish it in 3x the time nor get it right. How is this possible?
I know your abilities and this is not beyond any of you. In fact the most retarded one in the bunch does the best job. This makes you a bunch of f@cking a$$holes.
Yep it’s true, harsh, but true!
Here is what I think it boils down to. In your infinite wisdom, you think that if you do a bad job and make this such a stressful process (on all of us) we will get fed-up with you and stop asking you to do chores. This may be correct, but it makes you an a$$hole.
It is truly Sisyphean to try and make you work, but it is you teenagers who make most of the mess. What can we do to keep the house clean and orderly and not have to spend countless hours cleaning-up after all of you or ALL of our spare time trying to get you to clean up after your-own damb a$$?
As the resident adults we do take on the majority of the responcibilities, but trying to be absent from any house work is just wrong.
Stop with the teen crap and lift a finger (not the middle one)!
OR ELSE!
First of all, f@ck you. This is harsh, but it is well deserved.
Why is it deserved? When you are asked to unload the load the dish washer, a 20 minutes chore if you are in a full body cast, it takes you an hour (or more). Then the task is done half-a$$ed and the kitchen counters are not wiped down and the garbage is not even in the trash receptacles. Plus all of the chores you do (and I mean all of them) you approach with the same degree of apathy and ill temper. What the hell is wrong with you?
I can do this chore in less than 20 minutes, in the morning, before any coffee, but you can’t accomplish it in 3x the time nor get it right. How is this possible?
I know your abilities and this is not beyond any of you. In fact the most retarded one in the bunch does the best job. This makes you a bunch of f@cking a$$holes.
Yep it’s true, harsh, but true!
Here is what I think it boils down to. In your infinite wisdom, you think that if you do a bad job and make this such a stressful process (on all of us) we will get fed-up with you and stop asking you to do chores. This may be correct, but it makes you an a$$hole.
It is truly Sisyphean to try and make you work, but it is you teenagers who make most of the mess. What can we do to keep the house clean and orderly and not have to spend countless hours cleaning-up after all of you or ALL of our spare time trying to get you to clean up after your-own damb a$$?
As the resident adults we do take on the majority of the responcibilities, but trying to be absent from any house work is just wrong.
Stop with the teen crap and lift a finger (not the middle one)!
OR ELSE!
1 comment:
Amen! After today, I don't think I could have said it any better.
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